If i were a boy

I think i could understnd

How it feels to love a girl

I swear id be a better man

Id listen to her coz,

I know how it hurts

When you lose

The one you wanted coz,

Hes taking you for granted

And everything you

Had got destroyed

But your just a boy

And you dont understnad...

 

hahaizzzz....buhay pag-ibig prang knta lng anoh?

 

 

 

pag-ibig ko sayo

hindi magbabago

kahit ikaw ay malayo

i-aaalay ko sayo

ang aking puso

 

kasing lawak ng dagat

na hindi muna ma sukat

kasing tibay ng bundok

pag puso ko'y tumibok

 

sana naman ay ingatan mo

ang puso kung ito,

huwag munang pakawalan ito

baka hindi na babalik sayo

 

 

 

 

 

i n33d a lover 2 give me

the kind of love

that will last always

i want a lover who knows me

who understands how i feel inside

someone to comfort and holds me

through the long lonely nights

i n3ed someone to hold on to

the kind of love that wont fly away

i just want someone to belong to

everyday of my life.....

 

 

char........

ako ay pilipino

pandak ang tingin nyo

pango ang ilong ko

pero pusong mamon ito..

 

kulay ay kayumanggi

sa balat na aking pag-aari

kahit ganito kami

pinoy parin ang nabubukod tangi

 

small but terrible kami

kay pacman wala kaung masabi

pipilinas kung minimithi

pinoy parin ang magwawagi...

tired of pretending that im okay

tired of pretending that im strong

tired of pretending that im happy

it's time to let you go and

let the past forget the sorrow

it's time to let you go and

let my tears flow..

it's time to let you go

coz i wanted too.....

ikaw ba ay malungkot?

mukha na nakasimangot

balat na kulubot

sa buhay na masalimuot..

 

kaibigan ko magsaya ka

habang tayo ay buhay pa

kaibigan ko tumawa ka

kahit ngipin moy wala na..

 

problemay kalimutan

ibaon sa iyong nakaraan

para matamo ang kaligayahan

na iyong inaasahan..

umalis sa bayang pinas

para takasan hirap na dinanas

kanya-kanya ang diskarte

masunod lang ang luho sa sarili,

 

sa matandang mayaman

kanilang pinagtyagaan

kapalit ng green card at kayamanan

magkaroon lang ng magandang kabuhayan,

 

pinoy sa ibang bansa

wag nyong dungisan ating bandila

ang tingin satin ng mga dayuhan

manloko sa kapwa pra pagkaperahan

 

may nabihag na dayuhan

niloko at pinaglaruan

pagkatapos na maperahan

dayuhan ay naloko at luhaan,

 

mga kapatid ko sa himpapawid

wag ng gawin ang pangit na hatid

na dungisan ang ating bandila

dahil masamang manloko sa kapwa......

min bamse er speciel-my teddy bear is special

jeg bragte den til live-i brought it to life

jeg valgte den-i choose it

jeg fyldte den-i filled it

og nu tager jeg den med hjem-and now i take it home

min bamse er min bedste ven-my teddy bear is my best friend

bedste venner holder sammen hele livet!-best friends stick together throughout their lives!

FACE YOUR PAST WITHOUT REGRET,

HANDLE YOUR PRESENT WITH CONFIDENCE,

PREPARE FOR THE FUTURE WITHOUT FEAR,

AND KEEP THE FAITH AND DROP THE FEAR

DON'T BELIEVE YOUR DOUBTS,

AND NEVER DOUBT YOUR BELIEFS,

LIFE IS WONDERFUL,

IF YOU KNOW HOW TO LIVE,

CAUSE GOD KNOWS....

AND GOD SEES.....GOD BLESS YOU ALL...

have you ever been in love

been in love so bad

you'd do anything

to make them understand

dont know what to say

and steal your heart away...

 

have you ever loved somebody

so much it makes you cry

have you ever needed something so

bad you can't sleep at night

have you ever tried to find the words

but they don't come out right

have you ever,have you ever...

there'll be days

we'll be on different sides

but that doesn't last too long

we find ways to get it on track

we know how to turn back......

 

cause it's us against the world

you and me against them all,

when were together

i feel so invincible

when im with you

i can feel so unbreakable.....

 

IT TAKES A MINUTE,

TO HAVE A CRUSH...

 

AN HOUR,

TO LIKE SOMEONE...

 

AND A DAY,

TO LOVE SOMEONE..

 

BUT IT TAKES A LIFETIME,

TO FORGET SOMEONE..

1+1=2,my 2 eyes looking at you

3+2=5 sense missing you

4+3=7 days thingking of you

5+7=12 months dreaming about you

     but.......

99+1=100 years,i need a sweet friend like you

      no words is a beautiful as friend...

      and no friend is a wonderful as you...

      a friend is sweet when its new...

      its sweeter when its true...

      its sweetest when its you....

 

what do you call a sheep w/ no legs? - a cloud!

 

patient:doctor,i have a serious problem,i can never remember what i just said

doctor; when did you firts notice this problem?

patient; what problem?

 

what is difference between man and superman?

man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

 

you mamma so stupid,she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.

 

you so short you have to look up to look down..

 

what do you call a dog w/ no legs?

doesn't matter....he wont come to you anyway!

 

men are like coolers:load them w/ beer,and you can take them anywhere.

 

if your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking at the front door,who would u let in first?

the dog,bcoz at least he would shut up once he was in

 

your so ugly the doctor slapped your mom when you were born..

 

why are men like commercials?

you can't believe a word they say..                

 

 

1. thought that i could love no other

   that is until i met your brother

 

2. roses are red,violets are blue,sugar is sweet

   and so are you.But the roses are willing,the violets

   are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

 

3. of loving beauty you float w/ grace

   if only you could hide your face

 

4. love may be beautiful,love may be bliss

   but i only slept w/ you,because i was pissed.

 

5. kind,intelligent,loving and hot;

   this describes every you are not.

 

6. i want to feel your sweet embrace

   but don't take that paper bag off of your face.

 

7. i love your smile,your face and your eyes

   damn,i'm a good at telling lies!

 

8. my darling,my lover,my beautiful wife

   marrying you srewed up my life.

 

9. i see your face when i am dreaming

   that's why i always wake up screaming.

 

10. my love,you take my breath away

    what have you stepped in to smell this way?

 

11. my feelings for you no words can tell,

    except for maybe"go to hell"

 

i will never forget you

though i may meet someone new

but a part of my heart

will forever belong to you

 

i know it won't be easy

and i'll miss you everyday

letting go is hard

but i have to open up m mind

 

there will not be a reason

comes w/ a special lesson

but when all the sadness clears

no need to shed another tears

 

my love you took for granted

but i gave it anyway

and still you overlook me

even to this day

 

you said you'd love me forever

but forever has come and gone

and still sit a wonder

where it all went wrong

 

but now i see what's really there

and there's nothing i could have done

you can't help who you love

and i just wasn't the one

 

maybe someday down the road

our paths will entertwine

i need some direction i know i can find

saying hello! and walk on wth a sigh

 

but until the day,if it even comes

you will only be in my mind

for now it's time for me to see

if it's true love i can find

 

im sorry our time has endeed

and we couldn't make things work

but then i think of all the times

you acted like a jerk

 

i know i wasn't perfect

but i gave you all i had

coz your the one that i love

but why does it feel so bad?

 

i still have a lot of questions

and i still wonder why

but now all i can do is say

I LOVE YOU and GOODBYE....

 

(mga frendz,ddcate q to sa inyo..move on nah tau..hehe?

Ako ay may alaga

Pato na mataba

Balahibo nya'y mahaba

Makinis ang tuka

 

Mahal nya ako

Mahal ko rin pato ko

Tinuka nya ako

Kaya sya rin ay tinuka ko

 

Ako ay may alaga

Pato na bakla

Pagkain nya ay daga

Kaya sya ay mataba

 

Ang pato kung alaga

Isang araw ay nawala

Hinagilap ko sa kanto

Kinatay ng tambay gawang adobo.........

 

hehe...tula q lng po ito ha...

 

thank you for da good times

da days you filled w/ pleasure

thank you for fond memories

and for feelings i'll always treasure

 

you made my day

i appreciate your kindness

more dan words can say

the very nice thing you did for me

really made my day!

 

you are a frend who makes

life easier and better,

for everyone arounds you

your continual acts of

thoughtfulness and kindness,

i appreciate you,

and THANK YOU!

little miss muffett sat on a tuffet

eating a big mac and fries

along came a spider and sat down beside her

'yuck;i said,i prefer flies'....hehe

YOU,MAKE ME SILLY

YOU,MAKE MY HEART BEAT WILLY-NILLY

WHEN IM WITH YOU,THE WORLD IS HAZY

AMD YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY

WILL YOU BE MINE?

COZ MY DAY FULL OF SUNSHINE...

 

hehe..just a poem ok...

 

 

 

 

 

i look at da sea

and what do i see?

its your face

smiling back at me

 

i spot a cute rock

oh!what a shock

it reminds of you

and that is no crock

 

each rock and each tree

each cloud and each bee

the earth and the sea

it all reminds me...hehe

 

its your birthday,so dont feel down

dont think bad stuff and frown

your life should be filled with mirth

just look what you've done since your birth

 

you started out really small

now you're really filled and tall

in the beginning you would just cry

now you can laugh if you try

 

you've done quite well since your start

so as you grow older take heart

keep up the good work and don't be a jerk

stay happ till you're an old fart...

 

 

its birthday tym again i see

another years gone by

we're older than we used to be

the thought could make you cry?

 

for getting older is not such fun

when there hurting in your back

and its agony if you have run

and a pleasure to lie in the sack

 

yes getting older is quite a bore

but to not get old is worse

so happy birhtday!lets shout once more

and to heck w/ our ride in the hearse!

buhay bakasyunista

kahit saan mapunta

punta sa kanluran

timog,bahaging silangan..

 

mahirap man o masaya

kahit butas na ang bulsa

halo-halong emosyon

ang iyong madarama..

 

gandang tanawin,madadaanan

ihip ng hangin sarap pkiramdaman;

subrang init dampi sa yung kutis

kaysarap tumalon sa magandang batis..

 

ang layo ng aming nilakbay

sa haba ng trapiko kami napasabay

kyraming bakasyunista't turista

gabi na lang walang laman ang sikmura

 

naghagilap kami ng matutulugan

apat na beses saka kami my natagpuan

sa germany na kami naghapunan

sulit sa pagod magandang tulugan

 

ng dumaan na kami sa austria

haay naku!sinumpong sasakyan nila

sasakyan ay aming pinaayos

naghintay ng 3 oras saka pa na ayos

 

 

They protect you!

Mind you,correct you!

In many ways you never thought of,

They enslave you,caress you!

 

You do whatever they say,

Sometimes they confuse you!

Right then it gets real bad,

Misconceptions they kill you!

 

You give them all,

You're taken to the mall,

Spend all your money,

Untill you fall!

 

They flirt,tiny skirts!

Eyes blink,you're alert

Black magic their mastered skill!

New guys like contraception pills!

 

Some naughty,some innocent,

What lies is da killer sense deep inside,

Sitting here golden cheers!

oh!girls,girls,girls!

i have a frend,male

whos name was dale

he drunk a lot of ole

but went very pale

 

he was rushed away

but was forced to stay

he went home in a week

but was still a bit of freak

 

tinkle,tinkle little car

how i wonder what you are

 

leaking oil everyday

having it your own way

 

going up hills real slow

disgrasing me,now i know

 

tinkle,tinkle little car

boy,what a lemon you are!

iniwan ang bayang sinilangan

pati anak na bagong silang

at ang mahal naming magulang,

dahil sa hanapbuhay ay kulang..

 

aming tinalikuran buhay sa pinas

naghanap ng trabaho dito sa labas

kahit anong hirap na aming dinanas

pati pangungulila ay nagpupumiglas..

 

ang hirap malayo sa'ting mahal sa buhay

nagtiis,makamit lang magandang pamumuhay

aming pinagsilbihan ibang lahi

magkaroon lamang ng malaking salapi

para sa pamilya ay meron maibahagi. .

 

may ibang tao na walang hiya

hindi nila alam kung pano mangulila

akala mo kung sino,hingan kapa ng kung ano2x

pag hindi mo binigyan,sayo ay magtatampo

kung ano2x nalang ipaparatang sa iyo...

 

mga OFW ay masaya na

basta okey din ang sahod nila

dahil may naghihintay na pamilya,

wag nyong isipin na porke't nasa labas na

ofw ay sikat at mayaman na,

tumagal sa pagtatrabaho sa labas

pag uwi sa pinas,bulsa parin ay butas....hehehe(dpende  nman poh un dba)

everywhere throughout my realm,

i seem to sense your presence

the blue sky around me seems

so filled w/ your sweet essence..

 

i watch the moon,so rich and full

draped in shadowed lace

but very soon,before my eyes

its face becomes your face..

 

i sit a bit upon a cloud

to hold your mem'ry near

its whispers in my ear

the one that i care..

 

so sweet these thoughts you send me now

so wistful your dear smile

i think to steal your heart away

and dream with you awhile..

You'll never know love could be so rough

Everyday challenges makes you tough

All the hours you have spent in the past

Worrying about a thing that didn't last

 

One night a touch of joy glimpse of light

That loves flying all around tonight

And it's you were i found the real thing

A sweetest surprise i ever had,it's you my, darling......

nagainit ang ulo ko

sa computer na ito

ay lintian sina

kalami ilambos na

 

pag akoy tinupak

makakatikim ka ng sapak

sayang naman pag kaw ay mawasak

wag init ulo aj,palamigin ang utak..

 

hay nako!computer na sumpungin

kay sarap mong sapakin

kay dali mong wasakin

ang hirap mong gamitin

 

makagawa na nga lng tula

alay ko sa pc na may sira

idaan ko na lang sa musika

para araw ko ay masaya...hahaha

 

it's in the silences,

the words you never say

i see it in your eyes,

it always starts the same way

it seems like everyone we know is breaking up

does anybody ever stay in love,anymore?

 

i promise you,

from the bottom of my heart

i will love you till death do us part

i promise you as a lover and a friend

i will love you like i never love again

with everything i am

 

ooh i see you look at me,

when you think im not aware

you're searching for clues,

of just how deep my feelings are

how do you prove the sky is blue,the ocean  wide?

all i know is what i feel,

when i look into your eyes

 

i promise you,

from the bottom of my heart

i will love you till death do us part

i promise you as a lover and a friend

i will love you like i never love again

with everything i am

 

oh there are no guarantees

that's what you always say to me

but late at night i feel the tremble in your touch

oh what im trying to say to you,

i never said to anyone i promise..

 

i promise you,

from the bottom of my heart

i will love you till death do us part

 i promise you as a lover and a friend

i will love you like i never love again

 

you're everything i am...oh yeah

with everything i am....

 

 

 

        (backstreet boys)

MULA APARRI HANGGANG JULU

SAAN KA MAN AY HALINA KAYO

LUZON,VISAYAS AT MINDANAW

LAHAT SILA AY NAGSIDALAW..

 

HAPON,ARABO O AMERIKANO

MUSLIM AT KRISTYANO AY NANDITO

ITIM AT PUTI ANG KULAY NYO

KAYUMANGGI ANG SA PILIPINO..

 

ARAW O GABI AY CHIKAHAN DITO

24 ORAS ANG SERBISYO NITO

BUONG BANSA AY NAGKAGULO

LAHAT ANDITO,ANG FS BINULAGA NYO!!!......

TONIGHT IS OUR LAST DANCE,ACROSS THE FLOOR

AND EVERYONE IS CALLING OUT FOR MORE;

EVERYBODYS CHEERING BEHIND OUR BACK

AND FOLLOWING US,LIKE THIER OWN TRACK..

 

HOLD MY HAND TONIGHT

AND SHOW ME WHAT IS RIGHT

UNDER THE STARS AND MOONLIGHT

SHINING THE BLUEST OF LIGHTS IN OUR SIGHT

 

TAKE AWAY MY FEAR

AND TELL ME YOU'LL BE THERE

WE WILL ALWAYS STAY TOGETHER

I WILL ALWAYS KNOW  YOU CARE

 

HOLD MY HAND TONIGHT

AND SHOW ME WHAT IS RIGHT

WHILE THIS NIGHT IS OUR CHANCE

YOU AND ME,IT'S OUR LAST DANCE....

TAONG MASAMA ANG UGALI

KAHIT SINO KANYA'Y DINADALI

ADAN O EBA WALA SYANG PINIPILI

BASTA TRIP NYA,IKAW AY NADALI...

 

BAKIT BA MAY TAONG EPAL

DAHIL KULANG BA SA PAGMAMAHAL?

BAKA NAMAN MUKHA AY MAKAPAL

KASING TIGAS NA NG BAKAL...

 

BAKIT BA SILA AY NANDITO

WALANG GINAWA,KUNDI MANAKIT NG TAO

MANIRA NG KAHIT SINO,DAHIL YAN ANG TRIP MO

SA KAIBIGAN MO,IKAW AY MAY DALAWANG ANYO...

 

AYUSIN MO NA LANG ANG BUHAY MO

HUWAG KA MANIRA NG KAPWA MO

DAHIL ANG LAHAT NG GINAWA MO

ITO AY KARMANG BABALIK SAYO...

 

tawong makalagot

ba-ba nga sigig kibot

usahay dili kasabot

tukar nalang akong sapot..

 

giingnan na nga wala

dili pa gyapon mo hawa

mura man isip bata

sige pangita sa iyang manika..

 

puti nalang buhok mo diha

wala kay makuha sa bisaya

mga bisaya maisog na tawo

basin katilaw ka "pacman"kamao..

 

musotoy ka nalang og dagan

sumbong sa imong ginikanan

mahurot nalang imong luha

sa bisaya wala kay makuha..

aking kaibigan,ikaw ay nasaan?

ni anino hindi ko na naramdaman

tuluyan muna ba akong iniwan

sa gitna ng aking laban..

 

kulang pa ba ang aking katapatan

bilang isang matalik mung kaibigan;

sa iyong laban kaw ay aking sasamahan

sa iyong pagkatalo kaw ay dadamayan

sa iyong pagwawagi kaw ay susuportahan..

 

tuluyan muna ba akong kinalimutan

na hindi alam kung akoy may kasalanan

sabihin mo lang at aking pagsisisihan

at ng makahingi sa iyo ng kapatawaran

ayoko na magkasamaan tayo ng kalooban..

 

kailan ka uli magpaparamdam

at ng mapaghandaan ko iyong pagpapaalam;

pero okay lang yun kaibigan,

ikaw ay aking naiintindihan

sapagkat kaw ay aking kaibigan

sa yung laban ikaw ay aking sasamahan...

I RAN A LONG LONG WAY FROM HOME

TO FIND A HEART THAT'S MADE OF STONE

I WILL TRY,I JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME

 

TO GET YOUR FACE RIGHT OUT OF MY MIND

HERE I GO,TO TAKE THE ROAD I KNOW

HERE I GO,ANOTHER PLACE TO BARE

             MY HEART AND SORROWS.

 

HERE I AM NOW

READY TO FLY

WILL YOU SEND ME AN ANGEL?

 

TO FLY ME BEYOND IMAGINING

TO REACH THE SOFTEST CLOUD

       THE WHITEST DOVE;

UPON THE WIND OF HEAVENS LOVE.

 

SEND ME AN ANGEL

TO PAST THE PLANETS AND STARS

LEAVE THIS LONELY WORLD OF OURS

TO ESCAPE THE SORROW AND THE PAIN OF LIFE

 

FLY ME,WHERE ONLY ANGELS SING

AND FLY AWAY.WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT

AND FLY ME TO FIND THE LIGHT,

          AND FLY ME AGAIN.....

 

THERE'S A LAND WHERE I GO,WHEN I NEED TO SHARE,

THAT'S NOT ON A MAP,YET EXISTS EVERYWHERE;

LOTS OF NAMES W/OUT FACES,A CURIOUS PLACES,

A VIRTUAL CREATION THAT'S CALLED-CYBERSPACE.

 

THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE W/ CUTE LITTLE HANDLES,

LIKE JASMINE & SANDMAN & ROSEBUD & JANGLES;

SOME CAN BE SNOBS,THOUGH MOST ARE GREAT FUN,

AND SOME OF THEM JUST WANT TO TALK W/ SOMEONE.

 

BOTH GOOD AND BAD,THEY ALL PLAY A ROLE,

AND EACH ONE'S UNIQUE,BUT PART OF THE WHOLE;

WE CHAT AND WE LAUGH AND OFTEN WE SIGH,

WE SEND WINKS AND KISS AND SOMETIMES WE CRY.

 

WE CAN'T BE HEARD WE CAN'T BE SEEN,

STILL WE CAN'T TALK RIGHT THERE ON THE SCREEN;

BUT,ALL IN ALL,THE MOST CURIOUS PART

IS THE POWER THIS HAS TO OPEN OUR HEARTS.

 

WE SHARE W/ A STRANGER STUFF,WE'VE CONCEALED

FROM OUR CLOSEST OF FRIENDS-THINGS WE NEVER REVEAL!

OUR DEEPEST REGRETS AND MOST TROUBLING FEARS,

THE SCARS IN OUR LIFE W/ BRING US TO TEARS.

 

WHAT GIVES THEM POWER TO REACH INTO ME

AND SHOW ME THE TRUTHS THAT I NEVER SEE?

HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO OPEN MY EYES,'

AND MAKE ME CANFESS THE PAIN AND THE LIES?

 

THIS MUST HAVE BEEN PLANNED BY SPIRITABOVE,

FEW PLACES ON EARTH CAN BRING SO MUCH LOVE;

WHEN I NEED SOME DIRECTION I KNOW I CAN FIND,

THOSE ANGELS FROM HEAVEN JUST WAITING ONLINE.

DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU UNDERSTAND,

DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU KNOW

DON'T TELL ME HOW I WILL SURVIVE,

                   NOW I WILL SURELY GROW

 

DON'T TELL ME THIS IS JUST A TEST,

THAT I AM TRULY BLESSED,

THAT I AM CHOSEN FOR THIS TASK

APART FROM ALL THE REST,

 

DON'T COME AT ME W/ ANSWERS

THAT CAN ONLY COME FROM ME

DON'T TELL ME HOW MY GRIEF WILL PASS,

THAT I WILL SOON BE FREE.

 

DON'T STAND IN PIOUS JUDGEMENT

OF THE BONDS I MUST UNTIE,

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO SUFFER,

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO CRY

 

MY LIFE IS FILLED W/ ANGER,

MY PAIN IS ALL I SEE

BUT I NEED YOU AND

I NEED YOUR LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY.

 

ACCEPT ME IN MY UPS AND DOWNS,

I NEED SOMEONE TO SHARE

JUST HOLD MY HAND AND LET ME CRY AND SAY

"MY FRIEND...I CARE"

i learned to laugh inside my tears,

i learned to be human in my most wretched years...

 

i learned to feel when i wans't being touch,

i learned to give when i didn't have much...

 

i learned to be warm when i was cold

living real humbly,i learned to be hold...

 

i learned to live when i thought it better to die

i learned to laugh when all i could do was cry...

 

i learned from below what its like up above

while i was hated,i learned how to love...

 

it was on the move that i learned how to rest

while at my worst,i learned my best...

 

i learned about GOD,when it seemed i was damned

it is when i was lost that i learned that i am...

 

i learned to be rich when i had no money

these things seem so serious,but hey..

                               ain't life funny!?

IF SOMEONE SHOULD HURT YOU

AND SAY A THING UNKIND...

REMEMBER WHAT I WRITE TO YOU

AND KEEP THESE THOUGHTS IN MIND

 

FOR EVERYONE WHO MAKES YOU CRY

THERE ARE THREE TO MAKE YOU SMILE

AND A SMILE WILL LAST A LONG,LONG TIME

BUT A TEAR JUST A LITTLE WHILE

 

DONT LET SOMEONE WHO HATES THE WORLD

CAUSE YOU TO HATE IT TOO..

BEHIND THE CLOUDS IS A GOLDEN SUN

AND A SKY THAT'S FULL OF BLUE

 

IF SOMEONE SAID A THING THAT'S CRUEL

DON'T LET IT GET TO YOU

YOUR ACHIEVEMENT ARE GREATLY NUMBERED

AND YOUR  FAULTS ARE VERY FEW

 

SO IF A CERTAIN PERSON SHOULD ACT CERTAIN WAY,

THINK OF THOSE WHO LOVE YOU

AND DONT LET IT SPOIL YOUR DAY!

 

 

*on electrician's truck: let us remove your shorts

 

*outside a radiator repair shop: best place in town to take a leak

 

*in a non-smoking area: if we see you smoking,we'll assume you're on fire and take the appropriate action

 

*on a maternity room door: push-push-push

 

*on a front door:everyone here is a vegetarian-except the dog

 

*in an optomestrist's office: if you dont see what you want-you're in the right place

 

*in a pediatrist's door: time wounds all heels

 

*on a scientist's door: gone fission

 

*on the door of a computer store:out of a quick byte

 

*in a restaurant window: dont stand out there and be hungry,come in and get fed up!

 

*in a bakery window: get your buns in here

 

*outside a hotel:help wanted-we need Inn-experience people

 

*sign on a garbage truck: we've got what it takes to take what you've got

 

*in a butcher shop window:let us meat your needs

 

*used car lot: second hand cars in first crash condition

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WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHEN HE HIT A CONCRETE WALL?

                  =DAM

WHAT DO PRISONER USE TO CALL EACH OTHER?

                  =CELLPHONES

WHTA DO YOU CALL A BOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?

                  =A STICK

WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?

                  =SUBORDINATE CLAUSES

WHAT YOU CALL CHEES THAT ISN'T YOUR'S?

                  =NACHO CHEESE

WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?

                  =SPOILED MILK

WHAT ARE SO MANY "SMITHS" IN THE PHONE BOOK?

                  =THEY ALL HAVE PHONES.

 

selos,selos kylan ba matatapos

parang segarilyong hnd nauubos

laging nakabantay sa lahat ng yung kilos

kulang na lang para ikaw ay igapos

 

punta dito,punta don,sayo ay nkabuntot

mauubos na lahat ng iyong palusot

nagseselos agad at mukha ay nakasimangot

kaya pag ibig mo ay sakit ang dulot

 

pag nagmahal ka,magseselos ka talaga

makita mo lang may kasama siyang iba

parang sasabog kana sa harap nila

pero depende yan sa sitwasyon nyo diba,

 

 

ilagay sa ayos kung magselos ka,tama po ba?

para ang relasyon nyo ay masagana

sa pagmamahalan nyong dalawa

kaya wag selos ang ipairal nyo adan at eba....

 

BAKIT MAY TAONG HINDI KUNTENTO

NAGHAHANAP PA DAHIL HINDI DAW KOMLETO

MAY ASAWA,BF O GF NA NAGHAHANAP PA

HINDI INIISIP NA MAY NASASAKTANG IBA

ANO ANG UMIIRAL,PUSO BA?

 

NAKAKITA LANG NG GWAPO'T MAGANDA

SEXY,SWEET DAW AT BATA PA

KAYA NATUKSO NA SINA EBA'T ADAN

LAHAT GAGAWIN PARA KAY KAMAHALAN

HINDI NA NAISIP NA MAY NASASAKTAN

 

PAYO LANG PO MGA KAIBIGAN

DAHAN2X LANG SA INYONG NARARAMDAMAN

AYUSIN MUNA ANG UNANG RELASYON

YAN ANG MABISANG SOLUSYON

PARA SA PANIBAGONG RELASYON.

Dance like no one is watching

Sing like no one is listening

Love like you've never been hurt

and live like its heaven on Earth.

 

Be who you are and say what you feel

because those who mind don't matter,

and those who matter don't mind.

 

Don't cry because it's over,

smile because it happened.

 

I am enough of an artist to draw freely  upon my imagination.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Knowledge is limited.Imagination encircles the world.

 

I make mistakes,I am out of control and times hard to handle.

But if you can't handle me at my worst,then you sure as hell

don't deserve me at my best.

 

It is better to be hated for what you are,

than loved for what you are not.

 

Fairy tales,are more than true.Not because they telle us that dragons exist,

but because they tell us that dragons can be defeated.

 

The more that you read,the more things you will know.

The more that you learn,the more places you'll go.

 

It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies

but we need as much bravery to stand up to our friends.

 

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,

while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

 

We come to love not by finding a perfect person,

but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

 

 

(from my favz authors)

 

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense.

It accentuates what you would do anyway.

If you want to be a lover,you can be more alone.

If you want to connect,it makes it easier to connect.

 

 

Love cures people,both the ones who give it and

and the ones who recieve it.

 

 

Success is to be measured not so much by the position

that one has reached in life as by the obstacles

which he has overcome.

 

It is better to have loved and lost than

never to have loved at all.

 

True love is like ghosts,which everyone talks about

and few have seen.

 

A fool thinks himself to be wise,but a wise man

knows himself to be a fool.

 

Expectation is the root of all heartache.

 

God has given you one face,and you

make yourselves another.

 

If music be the food of love,play on.

 

If you can imagine it,you can achieve it.

If you can dream it,you can become it.

 

 

 

(barrow q lng poh toh sa favz authors koh,

hnd poh aq ngsulat nto..hehe)

TAKE A LOOK AROUND

I'M THE SHADOW ON THE GROUND;

 

DON'T WORRY ABOUT TODAY

I'M THE SUNSHINE IN YOUR DAY;

 

DON'T WORRY ABOUT TONIGHT

I'M THE MOON TO BE YOUR LIGHT;

 

I'M THE WISPER IN THE WIND

I'M YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND

AND I'LL BE THERE TILL THE END;

 

CAN YOU FEEL THAT I CARE

THAT'S THE LOVE THAT I SHARE

COZ I'M YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND.

THERE'S A LAUGH IN MY EYES

THERE'S A WALTZ IN MY WALK

AND IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME

SINCE THERE WAS HOPE IN MY TALK

IF YOU NEVER KNEW

WHAT IT IS THAT'S NEW...IT'S YOU!

 

ITS YOU IN THE MORNING

ITS YOU IN THE NIGHT

AN ANGEL,WHO CAME DOWN

TO LIGHT UP MY LIFE......

HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEBODY

SO MUCH IT MAKES YOU CRY;

 

HAVE YOU EVER NEEDED SOMETHING SO

BAD YOU CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT;

 

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO FIND THE WORDS

BUT THEY DON'T COME OUT RIGHT;

 

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEONE

STEAL YOUR HEART AWAY;

 

HAVE YOU EVER FOUND THE ONE

YOU'VE DREAMED OF ALL YOUR LIFE;

 

HAVE YOU FINALLY FOUND THE ONE

YOU'VE GIVEN YOUR HEART TO;

 

ONLY TO FIND THE ONE

WON'T GIVE THEIR HEART TO YOU;

 

HAVE YOU EVER,HAVE YOU EVER...

AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS WAIT 

FOR THE DAY THAT THEY WILL CARE.........

I don't wanna face this world alone

Without you by my side

You're the only one

That makes it feel like home

And I need you in my life

When you're not around I'm feeling

Like a piece of me is missing

When it feels like the day is closing in

Somehow I find the faith

To make it through

When i'm with YOU.........